802-eat-shit
a real phone number that will actually tell you to eat sh-t. if you have problems with sh-tty neighbors, don’t use the toll free version that doesn’t work.
my neighbor is a thief and a pedophile, he needs to call 1-802-eat-sh-t
a real phone number instead of the usual area code that informs callers how to get closure. if you have been wronged, this is a must dial.
if i have wronged you, please dial 1-802-eat-sh-t!!
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