89th Base

when you penetrate a lemon with your d-ck and your fingers at the same time while singing s-x bomb by tom jones with a kilogram of sherbet balanced on your forehead.


when an irishman sucks off a polishman on a cycle to brighton
man 1: yeah i got to 89th base yesterday, got hit by a car afterwards as well…
man 2: wow really? thats cool

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