9-Able
a 9-able man is a man capable of maintaining long-term relationships with 9/10 women in attractiveness. top-tier women in their peak years (18-22) most often choose to settle down with 30-35 year old average guys who a) own property b) compliment her a lot and make her feel good c) clearly won’t ever have any better option than her d) don’t challenge her or make her feel bad and e) is much older than her. 9-10 level women are not very looks-oriented with men, and many of them have already “tasted” the most attractive men and want superior qualities so they usually settle for the beta described above. this is frustrating news for the “alpha males get all the p-ssy” crowd, but should actually be good news for them: there’s no reason to fear these n-gg-rdly 30-something betas standing in the way of the hotties.
guy 1: what’s up with that very average 32-year-old guy with the 9/10 smokin’ hot bwoad with the sweater yams bustin’ out of her cardigan?
guy 2: don’t sweat it. that beta is totally 9-able!
guy 1: good point! don’t forget that alpha males make up less than 5% of the male population, so such a cutey will almost always date betas if only due to the alpha scarcity.
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