9 incher
what some of us claim to have when flaccid
“hey did you see lucas today!
“yea his 9 incher was bigger than steves!”
the name for people on the internet who claim to have a 9 inch long d-ck, although all they are looking for is cyber s-x and nude pictures. when women ask for their nudes in return, the will most likely say “brb i’ll take some” but are actually google searching the following-
“my d-ck”
“jacking off”
“big c-ck”
please note:
most 9 inchers tend to claim they are between 14-20 years of age.
studies show 75% are actually over the age of 35.
anita: i was online yesterday lookin for d-ck pics, and i went to a chat room and found this guy who sent me some!
jamie: oh really? was he a 9 incher?
anita: no! wait… good question. brb.
jamie: k.
-two minutes later-
anita: god dammit!
jamie: lmao
#c-ckpose #pervert #40 year old virgin #h-rny sikko #stalker #poser #f-ggot #your mom
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