9 Page Email


an email between two former friends that concretely describes a falling out they went through. this type of email is highly sacred and must never be shown to outsiders’ eyes. only the novelest of citizens are given the right to read it. these type of emails tend to inspire names of songs and destroy vans.
aaron and geoff had a falling out so they decided to write a 9 page email that goes through the emotions that they experienced.

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