9 to 5

a sub category of p-rnography, in which a hot 9 is standing next to a plain 5. the plain looks of the 5 allows the 9 to transcend the barrier of being a 9 and attain the perfection of being a 10.
this new 9 to 5 p-rn has really helped employ a lot of mildly attractive people in the p-rn industry.
a job (hours don’t have to be 9 to 5).
you work a 9 to 5. you can’t get a “hand 9 to 5” or “blow 9 to 5” or “rim 9 to 5”. that’s just dumb if you say that.
hours most people work for a living
jeff works 9 to 5 so he can make a living
an extremely hot chick who becomes much less so when she begins to talk, revealing the inner workings (or lack thereof) of her pea sized brain. not a problem for short term satisfaction but greatly reduces any chance of long-term relationships. a 9 to 5 sometimes shows uncanny knowledge in certain areas, such as the names of brad and angelina’s kids or the price of designer handbags.
bob: you see that chick i was talking to – she’s smoking hot, but . . .
ed: but what?
bob: she thought d-ck cheney was a sort of necklace you wear on your p-ck-r.
ed: total 9 to 5. you gonna try to bone her anyway?
bob: f-ck yeah – i’m gonna show her my d-ck cheney!

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