9 volt test
the “tongue to object” manuever used when checking a 9 volt battery with your tongue.
going down on a girl for the first time? use the 9 volt test
mike: i took that rolly-polly lookin chick home from the bar last night.
joe: oh yeah? how’d that go?
mike: she kept doin the pelvic tilt head push tryin to get me to eat it.
joe: did you?
mike: i wasn’t sure if i should or not, so i gave her the 9 volt test.. i had the same reaction you get with a battery.
joe: gross
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