911-mouth
a person who is beautiful, but who always says something stupid/crazy/annoying. he/she is called such, because, much like 911, when he/she opens his/her mouth, the whole world changes.
i love to look at mary, but when she opens her mouth, i lose all interest.
dude, she’s a 911-mouth.
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