95 percent


the feeling you get after a long, long night of drunken debauchery. you’re not hungover, but not completely hunky-dory either. everything is not quite right. telltale signs may include a mild headache, extreme thirst, and/or the desire to lay in bed all day.
rachele: i love not being hungover!
lauren: yeah, me too, but after last night i’m still at 95 percent.

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