969
two people having simultaneous oral s-x and one guy just f-cking himself.
boy 1: dude, i had a threesome last night with those two lesbian chicks. it was hot!
boy 2: no dude, that was a total 969. they were eating each others p-ss-es out while you just f-cked yourself.
boy 1: you’re just jealous.
when three people are sharing a bed, two of them are having a good time, and the other one just wants some god d-mn sleep.
i got evicted on monday, and was very grateful to sean when he let me stay over. the couch was too small to sleep on so i shared the bed with him and his girlfriend. it went great until a 969 started, and since then i’ve been staying with mom.
the time recorded in the 100m men final created by the winner, jamaica’s usain bolt in the 2008 beijing olympic games.
a: wow! that man runs fast!
b: huh? how fast? 9.69?
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