9799


numerical short-cut used in text messaging that represents the years “1997-1999: a time-period in which dotcom companies without even a decent url could tap the nasdaq honey-pot, if not the corporate buy-out one.
not just flooz.com. later companies such as skype — founded in 2003 and acquired by ebay like it was some kind of expensive, corporate vernerial disease in 2005 — are also in fact 9799.

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