99.com


a chatsite, where those who go on it often & are known by everyone else are called the ‘regs’, the idiotic chavs that can’t spell are the ‘tards’ and those who can spell/are intelligent but aren’t yet a ‘reg’ are simply ignored by everyone.
tard 1: omg who is that ho get her off 99.com
tard 2: plz get ur ttz out bbz u got msn
reg 1: oh my god, why are there so many dumb people on tonight?
reg 2: not too sure, but wouldn’t mind if someone got their t-ts out anyway..

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