“___” Year-old Virgin
an insult directed to people, usually males, who haven’t had s-xual intercourse yet. the time when it actually becomes an insult starts with “18-year old virgin” joke and climaxes with the epic “40-year old virgin”. however, after 40, the joke & the virgin become too sad to bring up anymore.
“ha. “___” year-old virgin.
—a year later—”
haha! 18 year-old virgin!”
—six years later—
“haha! 24 year-old virgin! hahahaha!”
—seven years later—
“hahahaha! 31 year-old virgin!!!”
—nine years later—
“hahahahahah! oh my god! 40 year-old virgin! hahahaha!”
—a year later—
“dude that’s just sad”
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