_Hollywood
an exotic beauty whose elusiveness puts the actual land of hollywood to shame. a dedicated aficionado of fashion, _hollywood also has kind ears, willing to listen to the daily trifles of troubled young women. her vibrant personality and chic charisma are surely valued contributions to the cultural mosaic we call planet earth.
you know that bench in front of the shop _hollywood works at? well, one day, when my home gets foreclosed and my car gets repossessed, i hope to sleep on that bench in hopes that she’ll telepathically recognize me.
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