a-b porn
p-rn that only has a few good parts. you start at point a, and end at point b, and then loop over only that portion of the material to m-st-rb-t- to.
first originated on the keith and the girl podcast.
chemda’s voice is some good a-b p-rn. i just take the parts where she sounds all s-xy, and keep rewinding those parts.
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