A balless mike
a man who is whipped by a fat -ss bi-polar b-tch and doesn’t have the b-lls to stand up to ‘it’. a man who was obviously absent the day they handed out b-lls. a man who does everything in his power to obey his mammoth of a woman, but will never again be reunited with his b-lls she keeps in a jar.
d-mn, it look like that balless mike can’t go to the game again, he has to sand his wife’s feet.
don’t be a ballness mike, tell the b-tch you can’t keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room.
he rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat -ss woman could keep the car for her mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.
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