A Beat
a beat is a public toilet or public restroom where gay men congregate to pay homage to priapus. please see c-ck worshipper and george michael.
a beat is the gentleman’s toilet or lavatory where george michael displays his s-xual talent as an alfresco cruising artist bent over a urinal. visual material of beats can be seen and heard on george michael’s single, “outside”, where george plays up his arrest for engaging in a lewd act in a notorious public restroom at a beverly hill’s city park.
beats are public toilets where heteros-xual policeman who are in fact confused h-m-s-xuals go to live out their s-xual fantasies, or at least get close enough for a taste of them.
a dirty beat has been satirized as courtney loves mouth.
“i saw this big greek d-ck sticking out of the bushes on the ‘hampstead heath’ in the u.k!” “i could have sworn it was george michael’s.”
“i’ve seen beats in third world countries that are cleaner than courtney love’s mouth!”
jason was sick of going to all the beats in melbourne, so he decided he would bring them to his house by graffiti’ing his name and mobile number up on the urinal wall. see beatsl-t and a beat.
noun/verb.
a term for masturbation.
sounds better than “a w-nk”
comes from the “bate” in m-st-rb-t-
example 1)
dylan: “bro i cant wait to get home”
jarrod: “yeah, only so you can have a beat”
example 2)
“bro i had a mean beat last night”
to be beating, or following rhythm of some sort.
caffeine helps to keep my feet abeat the road ahead.
abeat is to beat, as afloat is to float.
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