a beef jerky


a beef jerky.

a beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob. usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

why do you ask? say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

you can also use other ground meats.

if your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after s-x.
hey grab a handful of that ground beef and give me a beef jerky.

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