A belty

this is when your phallus is hard at the most inappropriate time (i.e. work, church, school, etc.) and you have to put it over your belly b-tton and hold it with a belt. word of caution: no hugs and don’t dap up your homies where a partial hug might be given.
mental conversation with yourself: “man i hope no one notices my belty. i hope the teacher doesn’t call on me to come to the board.”

my p-n-s was hard while i was getting ready for church so i decided to do a belty just in case.

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