on one ,drunk,stoned,f-cked up
he was on a bender last night.
they name mark in m-ssholian (dialect of english spoken in m-ssachusetts and certain other parts of new england). hey mahk, come heah, check this out. i got a wicked p-ssah new sound system foah my cah.
- cut the truffle
while during the act of farting, a little nugget of p–p accidentally escapes. similar to cut the cheese but with an unwanted surprise. “what’s wrong? why are you- omg! did you cut the cheese?” “nah man, i cut the truffle.” “ugh! you so nasty!”
- baby stroke
when a girl is having s-x with a dude and he has no idea what he is doing, his strokes are inconsistent and he is usually yelling weird -ss sh-t because he is enjoying it, not you “oh brittney, take this nice and hard, yeah yeah” “you have such a baby stroke, i don’t think […]
- the idiot factor
the result of 1- to 3-star reviews written by idiots who don’t know how to use a product on an online store’s website. always take this into consideration when weighting user reviews. dipsh-t245 says: t-tle: hurrrr i dont no how 2 settings –1-star review– body: its like the settings is invisible! i need to no […]
- d*mn tootin vladmir putin
to strongly agree with a statement person 1 – “do you think that deadpool is the best movie of 2016?” person 2 – “d-mn tootin vladmir putin”