a bert
after a bout of -n-l s-x, you provide your s-xual partner with a sh-t uni-brow by slapping your sh-tc-ck across their eyebrows
“honey, would you mind if after our -ss-f-ck i would bert you?”
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1. derogatory term used for someone who can’t “get any”
might have gl-sses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish
you couldnt even get any from that prost-tute after you offered $100? you’re such a bert.
1. derogatory term used for someone who can’t “get any”
might have gl-sses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish
you couldnt even get any from that prost-tute after you offered $100? you’re such a bert.
after a nice round of -n-l s-x..provide your s-xual partner with a unibrow of nothing but sh-t…:d
i f-cked liz and then gave her a bert,.she looked like bert from sesme street
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