A Big Decision
when the choice between two objects has either equally positive or negative effects, and so is really, really hard to make.
when the doctor offered jim painkillers for his amputation, he knew he had to make a big decision. be in terrible pain because he was missing a godd-mn leg, or sit on the can and push out rabbit-p–ps while death-gripping the towel rack. jim did not choose constipation.
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