a biscuit away


a person who is on the verge of being fat. eating one more biscuit would literally make the person fat. picture a fat person full as h-ll with the last thing on a his plate, a biscuit, in hand huffing and puffing knowing he shouldn’t eat it, but d-mn well will. that is a biscuit away.
person a: have you seen jay’s sister lately? she was fine back in the day wasn’t she?

person b: yeah she was, but russel glasgow say she a biscuit away now.

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