A Bon Jovi


being interupted during s-x – as in, ‘half way there…’.
“i was about to drop my load in becky when my roommate bardged in the room. becky ran to the bathroom, then wouldn’t let me finish…leaving me with a bon jovi.”
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noun

an extremely large mullet- hairstyle made popular in the 80s

i haven’t seen a bon jovi that sweet since toby keith came to town.

to sit in a tree for a long period of time waiting for a helpless soul to walk underneath as you spill your brown p–py toxins onto their unsuspecting foreheads.
“dude i made a tree fort and totally gave a dude a bon jovi.”

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