scottish slang for “helfy” or “beautiful” more commonly used for shoes or people
here mate you seen jack? he’s a brief btw
- trailer park champagne
a c-cktail made from red bull, vodka, and cheap champagne hey bro… let’s get some blow, watch scarface, and drink some trailer park champagne!
- chinese teacher
chinese teacher is a game played by a large group (this game gets kinky so make sure there arent any kids around). the first person whispers a question to the player on their right, the person then answers the question by saying another players name. the players whos name was called would then put up […]
another word for a p-n-s. often used when referring to the genitals of an amputee. “i only watch the paralympics for the lovehorns visible when they wear tight shorts ” “augustus waters slowly revealed his throbbing lovehorn to a shocked but aroused hazel grace”
pretty nice guy, if you get to know him. talk to him, he’s probably way more awesome then you thought. this jamiro is really nice. nothing special, just really nice.
when you perform a certain s-x act so good (eating p-ssy, giving head, giving a handjob, etc..) so good you should get a medal for it. i ate crystals p-ssy so good, she was convulsing. i was medaling in eating p-ssy.