a can of whoopass
a phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. specifically, you, by opening this can, are going to unleash the power of whooping (that is, in the sense of attacking and beating, not in the sense of whooping cough) upon their sorry -ss.
1. specific use:
jerry paused in thought.
“for what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears,” he announced, “i have every intention of opening a can of whoop-ss.”
2. general form:
“if
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a.k.a. ima kick your -ss
im about to open up a can of woop-ss on you!
don’t mess with,blossom,bubbles,and b-tturcup.ahatsadada
a can of whoop-ss suck it
usaully meaning you’re going to get your -ss kicked aka you’re going down aka you’re gunna die etc…
your about to be served a can of whoop-ss
a foot stuck up (your) -ss which must be surgically removed by a medical professional a.k.a (yo’ mama)
a mother knows best how to treat “a can of whoop-ss”
there is no such thing as “whoop-ss”. the correct spelling is “whup -ss” or “whup-ss”. it comes from saying the term “whip -ss” with a southern accent.
yes, it can be stored in a can and opened at the proper moment.
“i’m gonna put some whup-ss on you”.
“open a can of whup-ss on you”.
something i open up on sorry losers.
something my grandmother opens up when her t-tties sag too low
” im gonna kick your -ss” -hank hill
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