Accordionate


being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
folding a map as if you were playing the accordion (a box-shaped musical instrument of the bellows-driven free-reed aerophone family, sometimes referred to as a squeezebox.)
a: “how do you always manage to get to your precise point of destination when driving in a foreign city?”

b: “i thinks that is because i accordionate very well.”

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