A chicken for every pot to piss in
although a seemingly harmless and fun mash-up of two phrases (herbert hoover’s campaign promise of prosperity “a chicken in every pot” and it’s counterpart phrase, “he/she doesn’t have a pot to p-ss in” meaning the poor b-st-rd/b-st-rdette is beyond broke), this phrase actually refers to those who will put a chicken in a pot for no good reason other than to urinate on the postmortem bird (sometimes referred to as “chissing”).
in a perfect world, pierre michel would have a chicken for every pot to p-ss in just so he wouldn’t be alone in his deviance working the graveyard shift at the chicken restaurant.
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