a chris
a b-tch -ss n-gg- who likes it up the -ss, preferably the biggest one he can find.
omfg you like to lift your leg and take it up the -ss what a chris!
a blob-looking dude with an excessively large square head.
quinton: oh, there goes the sunlight
dooley: i think a chris is nearby!
*chris walks in looking like a blob*
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