when you’re in a public place (usually a zoo or cinema) and a family who are all morbidly obese walk along arguing in height order.
“after giving my girlfriend a greasy steven the next day we went to the zoo and we got stuck between a chunky mandem”
like a b-ll-nd but also a whopper. he’s such a f-ckin bellwop
- toddler knocker
when the male genitalia is so girthy and long that when you walk by a toddler it knocks them off their feet. hey marissa that guy last night had such a toddler knocker!!
a term to insult someone saying like dumb dude you’ re such a wantaeng
- close keys
that moment when you text fast but accidentally press the letter next to the letter that you were trying to text. so it comes out like thia. (this) (in a text message) girl: how are you? boy: i’m doing food girl: you could do something else if you know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ […]
- willy wacker
someone who doesnt stop wacking off. see also rory. jesus man, stop wacking off all the time! your such a w-lly wacker. someone who likes to w-nk alot, more then the average person (dave faid) for gods sake, do u have to be such a w-lly wacker! pulling down your pants and shouting anyone want […]