A Cluster Fuck


when there are too many people in a confined sp-ce, all of whom have no idea what they are doing. when this happens in a nunnery, it’s called a cloister f-ck.
any retail establishment on the day after thanksgiving (black friday) is a cl-ster f-ck of the grandest proportions.
a completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.
the baggabe claim at the airport was a cl-ster f-ck; people had no clue where they were going.
also a series of minor or major mishaps leading to an almighty f-ck-up
what with the failure of the goods being delivered on time, no-one knowing where to go and no-one who knew what to do anyway, the whole thing was a cl-ster f-ck
a situation or event that is screwed up on many levels. could be external or something that happens to you. term is derived from the military “cl-ster bomb”, which helps explain the impact of a cl-ster f-ck. for example, as it relates to america’s global image,loss of life and treasure, just to name a few things, the iraq war is a cl-ster f-ck.
the u.s. conduct of the iraq war is a cl-ster f-ck.
being f-cked over more than once
“hey bobby” said dave, did you hear what happened to eric. “yea, not only did he get f-cked by his wife, but he also lost his job. man what a cl-ster f-ck”

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