A Coach Bag


1. a conceited old b-tch. a vane woman. a middle cl-ss wh-r-.

2. the female equivalent of “douche bag”.
1. gang member1: turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
gang member2: h-llo mrs. garcia, how are you today?
mrs. garcia: (ignores gang member2).
gang member2: your mom is a coach bag homes!

2. girl1: who the f-ck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
girl2: don’t look at me girl, i ain’t a coach bag.

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