A Cock Of Seagulls


a gentleman with an overabundance of pubic hair so voluminous that it can be styled into 80’s new wave hairstyles.
“i’m gonna dump pete. i saw him naked and the hairy b-st-rd has a c-ck of seagulls! i ran, i ran so far away – just to get away.”

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