a costas

costas
if you never met a “costas”, you probably should be a blessed. if you do know a costas, you are very aware of how g-y and pathetic they are. costas’ usually like to brag about their lifestyle when it is pretty sh-tty and brag about their money. their parents most of the time wish they haven’t had them and probably wanted a girl instead of a “costas”. if you ever encounter one, please visit a doctor to help with suicidal thoughts.

they tend to wear ugly -ss neon nike shoes that are outdated and make you want to rethink living. on the other hand, theyre occasionally “smart” but on the outside, they act autistic and f-cking dumb as sh-t.

costas’ likes to brag about their love also. despite the fact, they really never talk to their partner. their relationships usually last for maximum 2 days.

costas’ have huge egos and like to “roast” people when they clearly haven’t seen themselves

lastly, costas’ are very s-xual and would probably never get laid and die as a virgin.

example:
person 1: are you dating a costas?
person2: yes, i love him!
person 1: you should reconsider living and f-ck off you dumb b-tch

another example:

person 1: did i just hear a roast from a costas?
person 2: yes, it sucks d-ck
person 1: i wish these dumb -ss costas would stop breeding