A Cowboy’s Dozen


to buy as much of a desired product as one can afford with the amount of money one is carrying.
cashier: can i help you?
customer: i’ll take some of those one dollar scratch-off tickets right there.
cashier: sure, how many would you like?
customer: a cowboy’s dozen (throws money on counter)
cashier: (counts money) soooo, seven then?
customer: i reckon.
cashier: good luck!

could also be used to exaggerate a story:
derek: how much money did he say he won on that bet?
jeff: a cowboy’s $300.
derek: meaning?
jeff: $200

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