a crippled pirate

a comical s-x act in which a man getting a bl-wj-b shoots his load into a womans eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. he then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
that b-tch p-ssed me off, so i made her into a crippled pirate

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