a Desmond


a slang term in football (actual football not the weird american type with helmets) for a 2-2 draw. inspired by the famous african cleric desmond tutu.
john: i’m going for a 3-0 win to united today mate.
adam: nah bro, i’m betting it’s gonna be a desmond.
john: a desmond?
adam: yeah, dumb-ss a desmond. get it? two-two?
john: oh! very witty.
adam: i know, i try.
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a gay african american sugar daddy who likes white man p-ssy.
i really need a desmond to take care of me and fill my white man p-ssy.

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