a guy you approve of someone dating
friend 1: omg he’s so cute
friend 2: nooo not him
friend 1: what about him??
friend 2: now that’s a d-ck i’ll let you hop on!
the world’s most popular last words. now careful with the ax eugene, no aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!@!!
- get booked
to get slaped/punched with a book, or any other paper object, in a face or any other body part. person a: hey, can you com… person b: (slaps person a with a book) get booked !
a mix between ravishing and dashing. it is used to explain someone who is above and beyond both. bob – did you see dapper gent? tom – he is davishing bob – exactly my words! that fella is so davishing that a new word needed inventing!
a group of incredibly skilled drinkers whom take the statement “pants off, dance off” literally. also known to get a little handzy when drunk. wow …. i got hartzheim drunk last night!
- potato monkey
a combination between a potato and a monkey. used to indicate ridiculous things that don’t make any sense. friend: do you think a donkey can run faster than a cheetah when the donkey is chased by a snake? me: what?! i don’t even think it can run faster than a potato monkey