A Dirty
a dirty is a joint, blunt, or bowl of weed that is mixed with cocaine.
hey, man, let’s smoke a dirty.
a girl who smokes cigarettes and hangs around junior a hockey games waiting for players to come out of the dressing room. they then hope they are selected by one of the players for the night. these girls usually do not have names, and are only known as “that dirty i f-cked.” dirties can be a real “pick-me-up” after a bad game or a loss. dirties are usually very willing to perform disgusting, yet pleasing s-x acts, such as strawberry swirl, inverted boxcar, nantucket surprise, or even a cincinatti surprise…followed by a good ol’ fashioned foot f-ck. sometimes dirties can be so repulsive they make you do an inverted d-ck, for the most part though, they are g-d’s gift to hockey players.
man, i saw a dirty that i f-cked after the newmarket game, and she called me by name! how did she get that information?…i spit on her…
Read Also:
- Chuddling
to cuddle in an overly aggressive fashion in which the “big” spoon place one arm around the “little” spoons neck slowly suffocating till an existential bliss is reached. person 1: did you reach second base with mandy? person 2: no, but there was some crazy “chuddling” going on. i know she liked it. person 1: […]
- midterm party
the last night before your girlfriend gets her period. it’s derived of the night before spring/fall break after all the midterm exams when traditionally students party all night long. she:”hun, you better come over tonight, its midterm party!” he:” it’s only the second week of the semester, what do you mean?” she:”it just is” he:” […]
- mi gente
spanish for “my people”, talking to or about people close to them, which can be family members, but normally ain’t. mostly used by chicanos or other hispanics in the sense of “my homies”, “my hood” (mi barrio) in the streets of major, latin-impacted cities in the us, like la or mia. what??? those m-f-s from […]
- hotie
short for hotel. heard amongst tour rats and phish heads. after we leave the show you can chill at our hote, brah. after we leave the show you can chill at our hotie, brah.
- minge magnet
a minge magnet is a guy who invariably attracts the opposite s-x, much to the irritation of his friends (cf. f-nny magnet). however, those he attracts are not always top-notch m-ff (qv.) did you see that minger make a bee-line for dave – he’s a right minge magnet, the twot.