A Drew


norfolk and east anglian slang for a condom. named after the first man in east anglia to go out dressed as a condom packet.
him: let’s have s-x

her: have you got a drew?
noun:
a story topper

verb/action:
to story top
to interrupt one’s statement to describe his or her own past experience in attempt to “one up” you and make themselves feel more important or better than you
friend: d-mn man, i am so tired from yesterday’s workout. today is gonna… –

a drew: -oh yeah?! well i did half of yesterday’s workout at a much slower pace, and then i did 3 hours of wrestling practice! i am so dead!

friend 2: okay, drew.
in fantasy football…

a drew means drafting a top 3 team but sh-tting in his pants as he is trading it away for a bottom 3 team.
can you believe beer pong babies pulled a drew by trading ronnie brown and troy williamson for keyshawn “not even the #1 wr on his team” johnson?

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