a fat juan


a fat mexican who has disgusting hair and doesn’t brush his teeth. he thinks he can beat anyone up and he has muscle, but no he is just fat. he usually cries a lot and says he has depression but doesn’t. he is very over dramatic and 7/10 juans parents are divorced.
a fat juan is a f-cking r-t-rd.

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