a fork in the chode


the strange occurrence of a man with a very small p-n-s going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. etymology: “a fork in the road” + “chode”
bob: my mate’s kn-b is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.

rob: that’s so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.

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