A Golden Ticket
permission granted by one’s girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory
sammy: nick, i’m giving you a golden ticket
nick: schwing schwing!
when you take a sh-t and discover that you do not have to wipe. pretty much the best feeling ever especially when there is no paper.
dude i was out of toilet paper but i had a golden ticket so i got out lucky.
when a female gets with a male that uses (trojan) ‘magnums’. she receives “a golden ticket”. magnums are wrapped in a golden wrapper.
sh-lly: “how was your date with doug?”
natalia: “it was awesome, i got a golden ticket!”
sh-lly: “you lucky b-tch!”
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