a guando
v. the act of spilling mayo on oneself and eating it.
usually occurs when one is eating a sandwich at lunch that is filled with excess mayo
not to be confused with guando
kaitlin: did you hear what happened at lunch? christina pulled a guando at lunch. it was soo disgusting!
allison: hey christina, i heard you pulled a guando yesterday at lunch
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