a hammond
a poor play on words or a g-y joke that is also poorly executed. often and only made by hammond lieu. he himself is possibly g-y.
“hey man are you going to game tonight.”
“only if you’re there and i can suck some d-ck”
“what a hammond…”
“dude you are so sh-t at this game!”
“ill smell.. your sh-t”
“..wh-what…?”
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