when you have just enough gas to get there and back again.
person 1: are you sure you have enough gas to pick them up?
person 2: yeah, i’ve got about a hobbit’s worth, we’ll be fine.
a girl who is too scared to tell her crush she likes him because she feels as if he will hate her she is such a f-cking mckynzie you c-nt.
a student who questions everything and knows nothing. it looks like you have a melandrios in your cl-ss… why doesn’t she just accept that she has free will and that god is omniscient?
- raw hog
f-cking a fat chick without a condom i just raw hoged fat pat.
- bowel pussy
a s-xual term for an -n-s. aaron: put it in my bowel p-ssy!
stands for, “on the queue”. a common way of saying you are on your way. texting person 1: let me know when you’re coming to pick me up person 2: i’m otq