A Hot Landa


when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel
b-tch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?

nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can f-ck a duck for all i care.

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