a.j. crowley


an angel that did not fall so much as saunter vaguely downwards. crowley became a master gardener by threatening plants when they refused to grow, or simply didn’t look quite as nice as the others. hence, to a.j. crowley your garden is to put the fear of g-d into it, or replace any plant that is not looking as robust as the others.
those rosebushes are looking pretty raggedy. time to a.j. crowley that sh-t.

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