A Jack Epstein
an attempt at committing suicide by jumping off one’s mom’s balcony, but failing miserably and going on a h-m-s-xual oddysey in which one finds oneself and dates falon lewis. he hurts himself really badly.
dude! i had a bad bad day at school so i went home and pulled a jack epstein. it hurt soooooo much!!!!!
dawg somone called me an indian and i felt so bad i pulled a jack epstein.
they told me a 2 inch p-n-s was small, so i decided a jack epstein was the way to go.
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