to make plans to do something then when that time comes reject all plans and stay in bed
“did you go to that part on sat-rday?” “nah man i was going to but i did an a jacob instead”
a 5’2 little brown mexican boy. he normally does quiet illegal activities like dealing weed or drinking liquor in the library. he’s the kind of person to try any kind of drug/substance. he often lies when asked about his drug dealing and is a very good middleman. if you want weed or molly’s, he’s the […]
chimeng is the guy that feels unappreciated. however, everyone that he has as a friend is grateful that they know him. at times he feels like a no one with no purpose, but he matters. a lot. he may feel like no one cares for him but there’s people who cares a lot. even the […]
- She got her hand on my pappy
she has her hand strocking my d-ck. why she got her hand on my pappy in the car.
- booty deficiency
the lack of booty at any given time. may lead to severe depression, anxiety, a sense of loss, and maybe even death. dude if jamie doesnt send me a booty pic or let me give her a booty rub soon; im going to have a booty deficiency.
when you tell your sibling to ask your parents for something you want and you hear them use your name. “tyler go ask mom for mcdonalds” “ok” -goes to mother- “mom, ashley wants mcdonald’s” -goes back to ashley- “dude! you totally sib-snitched!